No idea how to describe the story with words so...
The reincarnated Egyptian Gods SETH and HORUS
aka JAMES and SILVER
with LOTS of explosive Hocus Pocus
AND X-RATED ACTION!
trying to save the
with the help of Samuel L. Jackson as ASTEN
and a huge cast of other Egyptian Gods and Goddesses (no pictures that would get out of hand...)
from the re-awakening OSIRIS
(Ahahahahah...the guy really was green......)
That pretty much sums it up!
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