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Simsala

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Reader of m/m fiction and romance, coffee addict, worst reviewer ever,

Fifty Shades of Grey (Fifty Shades, #1) - E.L. James I must admit I was curious - read some one- and five star reviews and....after some serious eye-rolling...
...that did it:

"I eye Christian’s toothbrush. It would be like having him in my mouth. Hmm... Glancing guiltily over my shoulder at the door, I feel the bristles on the toothbrush. They are damp. He must have used it already. Grabbing it quickly, I squirt toothpaste on it and brush my teeth in double quick time. I feel so naughty. It’s such a thrill."

Oh, wow! How kinky....

...talking about moronic female characters in mainstream romance. No, thanks!